Field Support — Drunk Nature
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Answers pulled from the archive. Nothing here has been fact-checked by Rocky personally, which he considers a feature.
About the Catalog
What is Drunk Nature?
A documentary catalog of 13 confirmed hybrid creatures, presented exactly as filmed, narrated by the raccoon who — allegedly, intentionally — made them. We are not a shirt brand. We are a field archive.
Are these real animals?
As far as the footage shows, yes. Nobody involved has been able to get a straight answer about how they came to exist, including, notably, Rocky. The footage speaks for itself.
Did Rocky actually make these on purpose?
He says yes. Immediately, every time, before the question is finished. The footage of the actual process has never been released. Draw your own conclusions.
Collecting & Shipping
How does the rarity system work?
Common, Uncommon, Rare, and Elusive — tied to how hard each creature actually is to document on camera, not a ranking of quality. Ostraconda is Elusive because it has never once been fully in frame. That's the whole system.
Do you offer free shipping?
Yes, on all orders. Confirmed and shipped, allegedly on schedule.
How long does shipping take?
Print-on-demand items are produced per order. Please allow 5–10 business days for domestic delivery.
What is your return policy?
Returns and exchanges are accepted within 30 days for quality issues. As print-on-demand products, we can't accept returns for a change of mind. Reach out and the crew will sort it out.
Field Notes
Will there be more creatures?
13 confirmed for now. Rocky has mentioned "something new" more than once. No further details, and no timeline. The catalog is complete until it isn't.
Is Rocky ever going to explain how sober he was for any of this?
No. He has never once addressed the question directly on camera, and there's no indication he intends to start. This is exactly what he planned.