13 CONFIRMED SIGHTINGS — MORE IN THE FIELDROCKY MAINTAINS THIS WAS ALL INTENTIONALOSTRACONDA STILL NOT FULLY ON CAMERA13 CONFIRMED SIGHTINGS — MORE IN THE FIELDROCKY MAINTAINS THIS WAS ALL INTENTIONALOSTRACONDA STILL NOT FULLY ON CAMERA
13 Confirmed Sightings — More in the Field

NATURE'S DESIGNS,
IMPROVED AFTER LAST CALL

Rocky used to help Mother Nature design animals. That arrangement ended. What's left is thirteen confirmed hybrid creatures, loose in the world, and a raccoon who insists — on camera, every time — that all of it was intentional.

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Rocky, Founder & CreatorFounder & Creator
13
Confirmed Creatures
01
Elusive Tier
04
Rarity Tiers
00
Sober Decisions
Official Statement

Nature has been underperforming for a millennia. A raccoon created a team to fix it. He does not fully remember most of the process.

— Rocky, Founder & Creator

Recent Sightings

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Sharkguin
No. 01
Sharkguin
Shark + Penguin
“I don't chase. I position.”
Not yet caught — be the first
Lippon
No. 02
Lippon
Lion hybrid
“You'll understand later.”
Not yet caught — be the first
Gorillaphant
No. 03
Gorillaphant
Elephant + Gorilla
“We're doing it this way.”
Not yet caught — be the first
Slawk
No. 04
Slawk
Sloth + Eagle
“Efficiency is knowing when not to move.”
Not yet caught — be the first