Rocky

“This is exactly what I planned.”

Every creature in the catalog exists because of Rocky. He'll tell you it was all deliberate — years of careful, sober research. The footage suggests otherwise. Nobody has been able to get him to finish that sentence honestly on camera.

Habitat

behind the camera, martini in hand

Behavior

narrates every sighting with total sincerity and has never once said the word "accident."

The Tell

starts sentences with "found" or "discovered," visibly reconsiders, does not correct himself.

Dynamic

unresolved history with Mother Nature. He maintains these are improvements. She has not been asked to confirm this.