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Meet the Turvle.
He builds dams slowly… but with integrity.
Born from a moment of evolutionary confusion (or too much hard shell seltzer), the Turvle is part beaver, part turtle, and entirely unnecessary. Whether you’re into weird wildlife, love a good mashup, or just need a shirt that starts conversations, this absurd animal tee has your back (and a shell).
50% eager rodent.
50% awkward reptile.
100% nature partying too hard.
Shirt Features:
• Unisex classic fit with a structured look
• Pairs perfectly with layered streetwear or ironic silence
• Pre-shrunk, soft, and printed to last
Material & Fabric Info:
• 100% cotton (heather options vary)
• Medium weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd²
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-seam finish
• Durable tubular fabric
Color Note:
“White” may have a natural cotton tone. Natural color may include dark speckles due to eco-fiber content — kind of like the shell on a Turvle, honestly.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Unisex Turvle Shirt – Funny Beaver Turtle Hybrid Tee – Drunk Nature Original
$16.00
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He builds dams slowly… but with integrity.
Born from a moment of evolutionary confusion (or too much hard shell seltzer), the Turvle is part beaver, part turtle, and entirely unnecessary. Whether you’re into weird wildlife, love a good mashup, or just need a shirt that starts conversations, this absurd animal tee has your back (and a shell).
50% eager rodent.
50% awkward reptile.
100% nature partying too hard.
Shirt Features:
• Unisex classic fit with a structured look
• Pairs perfectly with layered streetwear or ironic silence
• Pre-shrunk, soft, and printed to last
Material & Fabric Info:
• 100% cotton (heather options vary)
• Medium weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd²
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-seam finish
• Durable tubular fabric
Color Note:
“White” may have a natural cotton tone. Natural color may include dark speckles due to eco-fiber content — kind of like the shell on a Turvle, honestly.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
